Jesus man I'm twenty-three now. I think I was fifteen when I started this blog. There's so much of me in here. I'm afraid to look back at it. Sometimes I think I'm afraid of everything.

Having not even looked at this journal in about 2 years, I was nostalgically going through some of my old posts and I realized, I was actually a pretty intelligent 18-year-old. What happened? I kid. This is something I wrote back before the 2008 election ( Read more... )

I haven't posted in this journal in a few years. It's weird to look back and read things I posted when I was 19. Things about boys. Some bits about life in general. And a ton of shit about TV shows I watched. I have so many things to say to that little pseudo_meat, in a condescending grown-up-but-not-matured-up fashion. So I'm going to say those ( Read more... )

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"I don't know if I want my food cooked inside a big, anthropomorphic, gay oven." -Me

"Yeah,  I don't want it splooging it's oven love juices all over my sandwich." -My Brother

 Dear New Friend ( Read more... )

Dear New Friend,

We have so much in common (House, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along blog)! And, of course, you are hilarious and never fail to make grape soda come out of my nose in fits of laughter. I know you have an adult job and lots of adult responsibilities, and my wide-eyed child demeanor needs talking down to in order to fully understand the ( Read more... )

  I just watched the lamest clip of the factor I think I've ever seen. And in this clip, it wasn't Bill O'Reilly being the ass... for ONCE. He had some guest on who has some kind of credentials, I'm sure, claiming that a Cheerio's add is sexist. It's the one where the man asks his wife if she's trying to lose weight because she's eating Whole Grain ( Read more... )