LULZ. If you know me at all....
The glass is not only half-empty, but the glass itself is dirty, only realized after drinking the first half, causing fears of illness and nausea.

Um, yeah.
Frankly, I talk about it so much that I wonder if I have a problem.
I only want some small stuff done. I don't want to be remade to look like so-and-so.
I just want to be at my best.
A little ab micro-lipo so I can have a tight 6-pack.
Electrolysis to get rid of neck beard. (It doesn't look good on me, and shaving it makes painful razor bumps ( Read more... )

I really don't remember anymore.
I know that I have known for a long time.
It was hard not to. with our slim budget.
It was enough that mom would surprise me with things I never thought I'd get, without having it be from a man in a sleigh.
I do remember asking how he delivers to people without chimneys (how many semi-/urban blacks do you know with a ( Read more... )

Poverty. That's as essential as I can boil it down to.

probably coffee beans. I get high going down the coffee aisle, especially by the grinder. Mmm....

well, sandor_baci seems to think Im worth talking to. ;-P

No, i get a lot of compliments, which I immediately contradict b/c I can't handle being complemented.
It goes against my worldview. :-(

Mom and I have mutually agreed on cremation and scattering in a scenic place we never visited in life.
Prior to that, science and medicine can have whatever they can use.

(this question must have come around again b/c I already had a thanatopsis tag. XD)

I prefer fiction. The point of reading for me is to escape. For me, that doesn't just mean putting away my own life and delving into someone else's or some interesting subject. It means leaving this world behind for someplace I'd rather be.

Nov 13: muddsterand electronicoffee