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Man, my mojo's itchin'. Which, you know, makes me really uncomfortable because I don't want to start telling people what to do or siccing gay porn on the better looking guys around here, but I kinda fuckin' want to just because I can. I wonder if this was how Webber---yeah, never mind. Not going to finish that sentence. Not even gonna fuckin' ( Read more... )

( Private to the chick that thinks we're apples & apples )

All righty, then. So, I started in Guthrie, Oklahoma six days ago. Then I was in...some fuckin' place that looked like an abandoned, derelict version of Frontierland at Disney five days ago. Four days ago, I woke up in Canada. Still haven't gotten the smackdown by ol' Yellow Eyes, so I think maybe it's over. This place ain't too bad. I met a ( Read more... )