Being an American means my parents are slutty!

[psychicgoldfish]

So... I have been hired to photograph a wedding on August 23, 2008. That's cool and all. I get to name my price (I won't charge very much, though, and you'll discover why soon), and it should actually be pretty chill because it's mostly family friends and people I know from Machias Maine, my hometown. It's all good, really

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[delusional_koi]

"why do I have this sneaking suspicion that in pretty much every area of my life, I can be replaced by a similar but slightly different version of myself."

while my opnion may count as very little in the giant scheme of your life, i have yet ( and doubt i ever will) encounter a person for which my reaction will be, " hey! this person reminds me of adrianne. only better."
while others may fill faucets of the adrianne shaped hole in my existance, it will still remain an ADRIANNE shaped hole.
and really, how many other people out there are going to remember to wear a coat before hugging yeti?

[psychicgoldfish]

I dunno, but if they did, they wouldn't be similar to me, at all.

[doba21]

According to that chart, Kristen's your stepsister - nor a "quarter-sister."

It's like Sean and Ashton's sister Samantha, who is their father's daughter with another woman who isn't my mom.

[psychicgoldfish]

Nope. Kristen is my quarter sister. That's how we agreed it should be. :)

[quailliebe]

i'm not gonna lie; that is a complicated chart
but totally badass!

so do you still talk to your former half/step siblings? like sienna or marishka? are they all about your age? do they have more half-siblings still being produced? is the web ever-growing? and they're all still in or around machias? or california???

[psychicgoldfish]

They are all within about 6 years of my age. I talk to some, I don't talk to others as much. Everyone on my dad's side is in California. Everyone on my mom's side is in Machias.

[psychicgoldfish]

I think that my generation is actually pretty cooked. There will be no more new ones of us, but there are some very contrived nieces and nephews in the works!

[lmblackjack21]

How much do you charge for wedding photos again, and do you want me to ask my HS roommate (getting married on Aug 9) if she still needs a photographer?

[quailliebe]

also, the subject line of the post just reminded me of "drop dead gorgeous" where they all come up with costumes & head pieces to show off why they are proud to be an american.... I like to imagine what yours would look like :)