He is a torment, an eyesore, a drain, a pompous and arrogant phoney, a corpulent methane-producing wad of overextended sonority, he is a hypocrite of the worst sort, he is a sock best lost in the dryer, a well-spoken prosimian, a manipulator of hearts without a conscious, a beatless meat mass festering in a ribcage, a grandiose and overindulged
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