NEW LIVEJOURNAL royal_dorkness! PLEASE ADD, THANK YOU.

Laura Oliver Piccione is my lover. (gasp!) (and yes, your middle name is Oliver. Not Nicole.) She is also my wifey, and new to the list is that I am her personal secretary/hooker. yay!

If you ever need a banging good time [;)] or a really good pizza bagel, Laura is your woman. But unfortunately for all of you, she charges a lot. Maybe if you're ( Read more... )

Friends only. I said I'd do it if I got those kind of comments again, and I meant it. I deleted all of my LJ friends to get rid of anyone who doesn't actually read my journal.

Okay, so here's how it works.

To be added:

1. You add me to your LJ friends.
2. You comment and ask to be added.
3. You're either added, or you're not.

Rules:

1. No bad ( Read more... )