Okay. This seems like a bit of an overreaction if you ask me. You guys really that paranoid? Come on, that kitchen could feed a city for a couple of weeks, let alone the few of us.

And really... Security? What are you all so worried about? You think we really need patrols and reports and all that? Nothing's happened yet. We never needed it before ( Read more... )

Oh great, Christmas. Best freaking time of the year. Love the snow. And those lights. Fan-fucking-tastic.

But these new clothes? Yeah, red and green aren't my colors.

[Private to Tobias]

What's the problem?

[Private to Dino]

You ready for that fight?

[/Private]

[All over the Barge - stuck on doors, walls, in the bookshelves in the library, in the cutlery drawers in the kitchen, on the gym equipment - there are envelopes, addressed either to 'Wardens' or 'Inmates'. They contain bits of paper with short phrases and questions.

The ones addressed to the Wardens say things like:

Why bother ( Read more... )

[Jack was heading back to his room after seeing Mrs Lovett. He had a hand to his head and was muttering ( Read more... )

[Private to Rose]

Tobias asked me to talk to you. He says he'll be good - no drugs - if you let him out. Says he really means it this time.

I know you can't let him out. But when you've got a minute, can we talk?

[/Private]

I haven't been sleeping right. It's not insomnia... and I don't think it's him. I'm not sure what to do about it. Anyone ( Read more... )

Are you okay? What happened with the Master?

Now the flood's over, we should probably talk. What do you think?

So, this flood. I don't know what I think about it... [The words are crossed out heavily, effectively obscured, as he decides to just go with it.]

Harvey, how are you doing? Any problems?

[Private to Elle]

What did your dad lie to you about?

[Private to Tobias]

Tobias, did you believe me at all when I said you had a split personality?

[Filtered to Wardens]

What can you tell me about Tobias Hankel?

Okay, so I was a psychopathic rabbit fixated on the end of the world. I know weird. That was weird.

Does that kind of thing happen a lot? Why did no one warn me?