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Oh! Oh! Lads! I got a letter from me dear brother! He's coming to America to see me koalas! And join us again!
(/)Ahhhh. Good to hear from my brother... Apparently he's tired of prison ( Read more... ) -
URGENT MESSAGE TO DECEPTICONS!
I HAVE EXCELLENT NEWS! THE KOALAS HAVE TASTED FLESH! SOON I WILL RELEASE THEM UPON HUMANITY!
...Wait, that's not it...
OH YEAH!
BEA HAS A BOYFRIEND! I say we castrate him, gut him and parade him in front of Sector Seven! -
Message to All(Except Optimus)
....We need something new to bet on because it's been a while. And I've already spent most of my winnings. I have some suggestions!
...Since I haven't heard from the big guy in a while, I say we make a bet around Optimus! Let's bet on how much time it takes for him to get some action!
Any takers!
I'll put my bet down that he's been out getting just ( Read more... ) -
EMAIL: AUTOBOTS
From: frenzylikesthecakethatlies@yahoo.com
To: autobots@sectorseven.org
Subject: I WON!
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Fuck yeah! I won the betting pool! THAT'S RIGHT! THANKS TO DEPENDABLE SWARMS OF FLYING HORMONES! I AM THE VICTOR! I hear the hormones sometimes... They yell... For the swarrrrmmmm! NOW PAY UP SUCKERS! A bet is a bet!
How much was it again? I think I added it ( Read more... )