Mom: Well, so your manager said that you did very good today ( Read more... )

Apparently I have a hereditary mild anxiety disorder. That's fucking fun. Oh well, least now I know it's not all in my head.

Hellooooooooooooooooooo breathing exercises.

Fat people should not wear bikinis. Period. There should really be a law against that.

>:O I had a really bad dream to the point where I was crying in my sleep!

I read my summer horoscope and it said that I would have nightmares all summer long and I'll just wonder how I survived.

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I'm not impressed.

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Beautiful italian clothes is where it's at.

I GOT A JOB!!! I GOT A JOB!!!! -does my little booty dance ( Read more... )

hahaha, that was funny as hell. Some girl posted her picture and people were talking about it and another girl said: "Wow, you're stunning! You dont have to tell me but out of curiousity what where you born as? Male or Female? You really are beautiful though ( Read more... )

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hahahah my friend is going to wear a dress on Halloween. Rawr!