Dear everyone who thinks Canada is somehow better than America/has seen Bowling for Columbine,

Canada has free health care. Canada's hospitals and clinics are about as clean as a hooker's bathroom. Canada sucks. I really wish you people would stop listening to that fat fuck and think for yourselves for once.

Love,

Last night I had a dream that I died. Mike was in my room, and I didn't feel good, so I walked to the bathroom down the hall and looked at myself in the mirror, and my eyes were shut but I could see them, and my left eye was lower than the right. I walked back into my room and said something's wrong. I never felt so tired and weak before. I felt ( Read more... )

The yankees can go fuck themselves. So can everyone in NYC (except the UCB, they're cool).

Nah I'm only joking. Kinda. I just gotta retalliate somehow. You can't really blame NY sports fans for being so bitter; a baseball team is all they have.

I wonder if Jeter can still smirk after I slap him in the face with my dick.

Ok so I went to the insurance place today, and figured that I have enough money to insure my truck, and be able to make the first payment after that. This means I'll have it on the road up until right after my birthday (where I assume I'll be receiving a few bucks). I'm trying to get a job at Radio Shack. They said they'd train the hell out of me ( Read more... )

Work was rained out today, which means I'll have to finish that job tomorrow, now. I really can't wait to get that damn pool over with.

I was hanging out with [girl's name] today and she said something about males being the more simple minded species, (which is why girls usually go for and/or click with other girls; they're more complex and ( Read more... )

My dad donated to the police department veterans here and now every night they call asking for donations. This is a transcript of the phone conversation (or as close as i can remember it (5 minutes ago))

Me: "Hello?"
Lady: "Is Kevin there?"
Me: "Uh....no.....I mean wait! I'm Kevin...."
Lady: *click*

My dad and I have the same names.

Once again proving my theory; blonde's with big tits can do/get away with/bs just about anything.

http://www.missgothicmass.com/morganlee.htm

I feel so fortunate to experience these autumn nights here in new england. I'm sure they'd be a lot nicer with someone else. I need to find someone, soon. It's a shame 98% of people today feel like the only place they can meet are at clubs, or shows. If I meet someone special I don't want it to be at a club. I want a better story to remember than ( Read more... )

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I don't know what's more difficult; trying to figure out Goteki lyrics, or chiseling through granite with spork.