Been a while, just thought i'd make the obligatory 4am update that we all have to do at some point in time. You know what i'm talking about.

On the music front, went to Queensland (which i'll cover a bit more in a tick), recorded 10 or so songs and we're hoping to release the CD in a few weeks, which is good news. Thanks to everyone that's given me ( Read more... )

Since i'm at work, bored, and everything is going swimmingly well at the moment, here's a short story that I wrote a while ago that at least some of you have seen.

I had a hangover.

The words had ingrained themselves in my thought process, bouncing back and forth off the walls of my skull like a game of squash played by 2 gorillas in a brass ( Read more... )

Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning to see this in the corner of my room.


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Guess who just got played on SYNFm.

I'm pretty much the coolest guy in the world right now.

1.What Is your natural hair color?
Brown

2. Where was your default pic taken?
London, 28 weeks ago

3. What's your middle name?
James.

4. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
My magic 8 ball says "Outlook is hazy"

5. What is your current mood?
Tired and sick of shit food

6. What colour underwear are you wearing?
Homer Simpson boxers."Without TV it'd be ( Read more... )

Hello trend setters,

For too long I have stood idly by and watch Australians amuse themselves with such pedestrian breakfast products as bacon and eggs, cereal, raisin toast or the staple of many bogan diets, the coffee avec cigarette.

It's time to make a stand. With the wave of 'new age' food chains, 'healthy' burgers, 'smoothie bars' and assorted ( Read more... )

Schindler's List 2 is a straight to video sequel to the critically acclaimed 1993 movie 'Schindler's List'. Directed by Stephen Spellburg, who won the Paramount Studios "If you've directed a movie and have a name like Steven Spielberg then your time is NOW!" competition. This is Spellburg's third movie after his debut directing the pornographic ( Read more... )

Hello internet.

I just realised i've bought 13 cd's this week.

This may be a problem.

That is all.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Going to Barwon next weekend! Fuckin phwoar!


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Yeah, yeah. Happy Heracles Month.

Beverages

Favourite soft drink? Carbonated Apple (apple isle), Mountain Dew or V

Favourite non carbonated drink? Grape juice or lemon iced tea

Favourite hot drink? Coffee

Coffee - yay or nay? Yay. And I mean yay.

Favourite alcoholic drink? Vodka and coke is the one I drink the most, but Alize, Belvedere and Pineapple ( Read more... )