My mother is out deer hunting. Big deal my mom has been changing a lot like that since I graduated. But anyways first off...she wanted to hunt with a .410. No one understands that so lets say it's like...trying to kill an elephant with a butter knife. So I told her she shouldn't use that and explained why and I let her borrow one of my .20 Gauge ( Read more... )

I had a dream I was eating a big juicy steak with A-1 and I woke up drooling...

Let's start off this update with a lyric of the band Orgy ( Read more... )

You know it's cool. I am protecting the city of Brazil. I am the shiznit of law enforcement. They won't let me carry a gun...but that's alright! I have the radio. The almighty beacon of communication for the Brazil police department. Along with my sidekicks, the laptop with high speed internet cable, and cable TV, I have a very kick ass job! But ( Read more... )

So I was having a lil conversation with Elli. If you consider it a conversation. She was insulting me and such when the issue of how poor oral sex I give came up. And this is what happened ( Read more... )

Well ok in my last post that got deleted I talked about how my new habit was to put a portable DVD player on my dashboard and watch anime while I was driving down the road ( Read more... )

oh my god I made that entire post and it just deleted it....goddamn it..

My god. I enjoy my job here at the police department. I really do. But it gets so boring. No ones online. And there is nothing to do. No one breaking the law or anything! So I can't decide to go to Anime Reactor or not. Not enough money and time. I haven't even moved yet. I need to get that shit done so I can have my own place. Start inviting women ( Read more... )

Yeah it's been a really long time since I updated. Where I was I was barely ever on the computer. I really didn't think I could change as much as I have. I've even debated on getting rid of this depressing theme. I've left McDonalds in the dust. Believe it or not I am actually in Law Enforcement now as a Police Dispatch. And soon I will move to ( Read more... )

Well I don't know why I am posting this but I just decided I will post it anyways. I'm on my way to get a 2nd Desert Eagle. A .41 Mag this time. It's black and pretty.