I know entirely too many assholes. Due to having my feelings hurt very badly, I question a lot about relationships.

Sample A of my FAQThough Barnes and Noble may feature a large "Self Help" section, is anyone really idiotic enough to think that text (or advice in general) can teach someone how to recuperate from deep rooted feelings of hurt and ( Read more... )

Anyone tryin' to smoke a phat blunt? We about to get blazed as fuck off of some chronic ass nugz because April 20, 2006 is a time to get danky danked.

(I'd html that shit in scrolling marquee if I knew how, sorry.)


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The impulsive decision to drive back home to celebrate the resurrection of Christ turned out to be a pretty keen move. Large groups of people, alcohol, and dance offs are irrefutably some of the finer things in life. I've got to ask one question though. Why, WHY, WHY do I always get hit on by the unintelligent guys who resemble homie figurines ( Read more... )

Dearest Nordstrom,
As a matter of fact, yes, I do take illegal drugs! Can I go into more detail about my crack cocaine addiction in person during the interview stage ( Read more... )

SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHH! FUCKING MARCH 2006 IS THE TIME TO GET CRIZZY CRUNK! GOD IM SO WEASTED RIGHT NOW MY TOP IS OFF I'VE ALREADY MADE OUT WITH 4 OTHER PARTY LESBIANS AND WERE LOOKING FOR SNOOP DOGGY DOGG LURKING IN TEH CORNER SUMWHERE SO WE CAN FILM A GIRLS GONE WILD VIDEO AND GET BUCK WILD!!!! THROW ME SUM BEADZZZZZ, A BONE, ( Read more... )

Gijess182: "Treat your plane like you would treat your girl. Take her to heaven seven times a night and bring her softly back to Earth again ( Read more... )

The Jewish organization on campus is pretty much obsessed with me. Mistakenly labeling my ethnicity early on into the school year, Hillel has since showered me with regular letters, prayer cards, holiday trinkets such as grape juice and candles, and personalized invitations to 21st birthday parties. I never want to be taken off the mailing list, ( Read more... )

On the plus, minus side:

- I am not so sure the excruciating amount of work I put into school is worth the mediocre 3.3ish grade point average.

- As soon as I begin to even speculate that a straight college guy may turn out to be a relatively decent human being (gasp!), he nonchalantly mentions that he finds party lesbians attractive or that ( Read more... )

Oh, life. Your paradox of joy and sorrow, you crazy little cunt.

Everyone, strive not to enamate:
-hypocrisy
-a condescending attitute
-a sense of vengeance
-behavior that betrays others
-dishonesty
-an inability to apologize in the moment
-a facade of togetherness

( ...Because I would certainly like you better if you didn't. )

I'm single.com!

Only Shaggy and angsty, raging lesbian music for the next 15 years, guys.