I knew I was going to kick ass at try outs. Day 1 and hardly anyone can touch me. We're going to take the trohpy home this year, boys. None of that, better luck next year shit. This is our year to be the great ones. If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and ( Read more... )

I'm just gonna call all you guys that and you're gonna have to deal.

Okay, Irene is being a bitch right now - I think that's the name of the massive shit storm coming down on us, anyway - and she's cramping my style.

So this is the deal. No auditions today. I'm not bringing Ladykiller out in this crap. It'd ruin her. Instead, this is the new thing:

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That was the best night ever. Better than the night I got three free pizzas and pulled an all-nighter and finally kicked that punk's ass in CoD. Better than...

Dude, I don't even know. But it. Was. Awesome. I could totally get used to this.

( Private to Natalie )

Hey, I know it's a dick move, but I was hoping we could postpone tomorrow's Battle Royale, just to next weekend. I went home today, 'cause I have a date tomorrow night, so I'm not even on campus. I'm sorry. Forgive me?

Okay, today was a good day. Like, a good day. None of my teachers cared that I slept through class and my homework was almost perfect, except what I told people to do wrong. I have a few cuts on my hands from some thorns, the flower kind, not us dudes, so it made it a little harder to work with Ladykiller today, but I pushed through it anyway. You ( Read more... )

I have something I need to give you. So, I need to see you. Sooner than later.
Otherwise I can't give it to you.

Where do you think a person could find lilacs?

Some bozo in my dorm wants to know.

My fingers are killing me. I knew learning this soundtrack to "Velvet Goldmine" was going to be kind of tough, but fuck. My hands are practically bleeding, trying to work this chord change. It's nuts. But I'm not giving up, because I ain't a quitter and Ladykiller needs all the practice she can get before I take her out into the real world and show ( Read more... )

I hate the first day of school even more than I hate ties. (But, from what I'm told these days, I pull off a tie pretty well.) The teachers all pretend that they're not going to be evil mouthbreathers, the kids who sit in the front don't even raise their hands so they don't seem overeager and everyone ends up with homework. Plus, girls squeal. And ( Read more... )

I hate wearing ties. But everywhere I turn in this school, I've got to be wearing a tie. You think I'd know how to really tie one, but every time I put one on, it always ends up too tight or too loose and I can never get it just right. Aren't dads supposed to teach this kind of shit to their kids? This is why I'm just gonna be a rockstar. Or a ( Read more... )