Rar! Stupid lampshade collar. It is very difficult to drink when you have your head in its own bowl. I want to go outside and play, but manion won't let me. He's so mean recently. And Puck is busy with some rats I think. They squeal like rats anyway. manion and Sidhelai won't let me play ( Read more... )

I have kittens.
They are almost as cute as me.
Manion has posted pictures.
There are quite a few though.
I am now an all you can drink milk bar, apparently.
But they are my cute kittens.
Jesus has to stay away still.
He looks silly with less fur.
I miss him.
Manion lets him come and play sometimes.
Jesus is a big scaredy.
He's scared of kittens.

Just noticed, we have loads of new friends on our list. Maybe Manion will let us update our journal more. He is so mean to us by never sharing his laptop. Although he has been a long way away, so I'll let him off, just this once. Although some tuna wouldn't go amiss, just to sweeten the deal...

I am the biggest toughest cat ever...I beat up on of those car things, and it broke. I get to wear a special blue legband to show how brave I am. And I'm getting loads of fuss. I'm so cool...

Jesus is a dumbass.
He had a fight with a car.
Now he has to wear a stupid blue thing.
On his front leg.
He looks silly.
And he can’t walk properly.
And he has to go to the vets again.
Big dumb idiot.
I am going to have kittens soon.
I hope they’re brighter than their uncle...

I am the ghost of Cobweb the Astonishing. Puck and Jesus have had their internet access revoked for being too cute. It will be returned when Manion says so. Wooooooooooooooo

Cobweb died.
She was pretty, like me.
She scared Jesus.
Manion is sad.
I want Cobweb to play with me.
She was my friend.

Cobweb has died. She was a cute furry friend and she played with us and she had a ball and shared our food and I might miss her.

We have our own internet! woohoo! Come and look at pictures of us, then tell us how great we are (and see how big I am now and how small I was).

I have a section of my own too.
I am prettiest.

Heh heh.
Manion has pointy ice-cream and he wouldn't share it even though i asked nicely and purred and everything. He's so mean but i showed him. I went to be fussed and whilst he was fussing me I stuck my tail in his ice cream and he got fur in his mouth when he licked it. hahahaha. I want to play with cobweb now. I am feeling much springier than