So just putting it out there, because well... I feel like it putting it out there.

I gave my first blow job yesterday. Not as bad as I thought it would be.

That is all.

I found this funny...

"The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name.

Hehehe. It would.

So today was a good day. Paul said I looked cute!!!! Yay. Snaps for Paul. And snaps for me for looking cute. Of course I don't tell Paul he looks cute because he looks mostly cute everyday except especially today. He was wearing a white button shirt. Oh and yesterday when he wore a gray polo. Those are the days he looks most cute. Just thought I'd ( Read more... )

I am bored out of my face. Work starts at 9:00 am. (hardly on the dot). So why do I need to be here at 7:40? I'm not really sure but it's evillllllldoooooooom. Mostly I sit around and eat and be fat and it's lovely. But I would much rather sit around and sleep and be fat, which is much lovelier (<--is that word spelt very wrong?) either way, I am ( Read more... )

I feel freaking old Jeez Louise we're going to be seniors. Woah Nelly. That is old ( Read more... )

So let's pretend for a moment ( Read more... )

So basically I thought I had three SAT II's this morning but it turns out I really don't. Which is pretty sweet all things considered. Yeah. Because I wasn't ready in the least, only now I don't have to worry ( Read more... )

Andrew Trivella touched me today!!! It was amazing. Let me tell you about it! Storytime kiddies ( Read more... )

I would just like to say after last night I am sad beyond words that I will not be allowed to join my best friends in the whole world in their stretch labia to prom. It brings a tear to my eye.

BSD<3M ( Read more... )

labia. labia. labia.

Your mother's labia is illegally double-parked.