Daddy bought Meowmie a vacuum monster! I hate vacuum monsters! It made lots of noise and I thought it was going to eat me! No matter where I went, the vacuum monster followed me!

It finally quieted down, and now I think it's sleeping.

I hate vacuum monsters.

It is my human's birthday today. She is 37 in human years. I don't know how old that makes her in cat years ( Read more... )

My human took a video clip of me showing off my beautiful orange furry belly when I was sunbathing on the balcony. She can't post it on her website because she doesn't have enough room there (it's full of pictures of me and Calli and Poupée, plus some pictures of a guy called Daniel Jackson, whoever he is.) Anyway, the human says if you want to see ( Read more... )

Nothing much is new around here. My human still keeps trying to get mats out of my fur. I still keep biting her when she does. She says she doesn't have enough money to take me to the groomer or to the v*t to get a haircut. I'm not happy to hear she doesn't have much money (because when she has money, she buys expensive kitty food that I absolutely ( Read more... )

She keeps trying to pick mats out of my fur. I growl at her and bite her hand, but she still tries to do it. She says if I don't let her pick the mats out, then she will put me in the cat jail and take me to the groomer, where they will give me a haircut. Hah! Let her try. There's no way I'm getting in that cat jail. She has another think coming, ( Read more... )

I know it's been a long time since I've written in this journal. Blame the human. She hogs the computer all the time. She's very selfish that way. And the rare times she isn't using the 'puter, our male human (who doesn't live here full-time; he's just here about half the time) is using it ( Read more... )

I am so sorry, efurrybody. I have not updated since August! I am a bad kitty sometimes. My human has lots of new pictfurs of me. You can see them at her journal: rainbow_goddess. I will try to decide which ones are the nicest and maybe I will post them later.

I am on Catster! My Catster page is http://www.catster.com/?60655 . Calli and Poupée are there too, but I'm the only one who really counts.

Who among my kitty friends are also on Catster?

The human has actually laid off the camera for the last few days. Apparently we are not being cute enough for her, or something. She did take a lot of pictures of the turbo scratcher, but there was a fingerprint on the camera lens and they all came out blurry, so she got rid of most of them. Too bad; there was a picture of me & callimonster together that would ( Read more... )

My human just got a digital camera, so that means she has been taking lots of pictures of me and Calli. When she brought it home she said to our Daddy, "I guess I should test it. What should I take pictures of?" Daddy said, "The kittycats, of course."

In the bottom picture, Calli is holding on to my head while I try to wash her.

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