1. My hair is not happy 2. Prince rocks 3. I have nothing left on TV to watch. I may as well cancel cable now. 4 Never mind, "The Shield" is tits on toast. 5. Doing laundry blows goats 6. Did I mention my hair? 7. LAC, same shit, different day 8. My neighbors are HOT! 9. I need a blender 10. Oh, my hair.