Congratulations to the most outstanding junior civil engineering major in the world (or at least at LA Tech...)!!!!
spend your prize money wisely!
and the word 'wisely' used in that context obviously means 'on lots of alcohol'

Happy Birthday, Brigitte...and Amanda...and Smoot.
I miss youse guys!

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anyone wanna find me a job in the new orleans area?

So for the past half hour either my chest or my heart has been oddly twitching, i can't tell which, but it's pretty weird. is it normal for random body parts to start twitching because this happens fairly often...hmmm ( Read more... )

I smelled smoke today and convinced myself that I had a brain tumor ( Read more... )

I hate fortune cookies...they always give me the shaft ( Read more... )

So all i have to do is take allergy pills for 85 days...sleep at some random scientific study place 3 times...and give a blood sample every week during those 85 days...and i get $1,500 bucks ( Read more... )

God,everything sucks ( Read more... )