NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS.

(yay p-town!)

I have a wicked badass farmer tan.

I am so sexy. Or at least Danielle thinks so. Are you jealous? You should be.

So my roomie and I are discussing how awesome we are and somehow we strayed to Sesame Street ( Read more... )

YOU'RE ALL INVITED!

Not to sexual healing (bummer!) but to the MTS Auction here in Boston at the Radisson Hotel!

FREE Admission

FREE Food, lots of yummy appetizers and drinks

FORMAL Attire, so you get to dress up, almost prom like, which is always fun (not too formal, though, no worries)

COOL Stuff to bid on like generous gift certificates to ( Read more... )

[01] Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
[02] I will then tell what song[s] remind me of you.
[03] Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated/otheriwse,unless I can't think of someone.
[04] Last, i will try to name a single word that best describes you.
[05] Put this in your journal

Mom: "I can't believe we broke the baby Jesus."

Matt: "Dude, if I have a kid, I'm going to name him Pelican."

Chris: "You can suck my [expletives deleted]."

Ok. I am ready to go back now.

I decided to post my favorite lyrics from Wicked because: 1. it's not homework, 2. they're good lyrics, and 3. I am so unbelievably excited I needed an outlet, and seizures/peeing my pants would not be good.

No One Mourns the Wicked: Know that you're here in my heart though I'm out of your sight...

The Wizard and I: Unlimited. My future is ( Read more... )

I have it on good authority (the homeless man outside of 7/11) that I have "a fine, fat (phat?) ass".

Thank you, sir. I know.

(turkey coma in 10 days! YES!)

I need information about some current buying trend in our age group.

Digital cameras, MP3 players, and flash drives (removable reboot thingies, Lexar or Sandisk, perhaps?)

Which brand did you buy (or receive)? Why do you like it?

I should be in sociology class right now, but I'm not. We were dismissed early because one of the students died today, probably less than an hour ago ( Read more... )