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Pilot whale, pilot whale, barnacle skin and massive tail ( Read more... )

In times gone by I was beaten unconscious by a nun wielding a dismembered Elephant’s dong each Sunday at noon. Recovery times from the brutalisation became longer until it reached the point where there was not enough time between beatings to recover fully before the following Sunday. Ultimately, this led to a situation whereby I was being beaten ( Read more... )

Genealogy is a curious thing. Aside from having a murderer in the family who smashed his wife’s head against the sink leaving her to die with her brain hanging out two days later (in the mid 19th century I hasten to add), I have found out many an interesting thing about my forefathers ( Read more... )

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I received a text message from the woman who lives in my house to say that she had taken our daughter for a walk today ( Read more... )

Its strange how year on year I am ill to varying degrees over the christmas period. The days are short and dark and my body gives up the fight I suppose ( Read more... )

Not work safe

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For those of you that are still alive since I last utilised this delightful blogging tool, you may recall I exhibited the odd mean-spirited trait. I am an uncomfortable paradox, on occasion, between a kind-hearted soul, glinting michevious twinkle twinkle on one hand and on the other an angry spiteful creepy munchboxer. A couple of weeks ago a ( Read more... )

There’s this bloke at work and, I’m not exaggerating, he has two arms.