a few mornings ago, Kroger:

lotion, cherry cola, a cantaloupe and a bottle of rum.

was i going home to fuck a cantaloupe?

is that what the checkout lady is thinking?

her wry smile says "i'm into it." but her upsidedown
nametag says "i might be retarded."

I'm changing my name to Ripples Broadbaine.

please girlish your fancies forthrightly.

January
dokter smels lik flowrz.
dokter sayz he giv me oprtaton to be smrt.
he say to kep jernal.

Febuary
i don tfell deffernt but i nevr
notice that i could mke coffee with
da machine it not too hard to do.

March
was there always this creature my nurse?
was there always that look of broken-hearted sympathy?

Aprilas my mind grows so does her ( Read more... )

if i ever spent any appreciable amount of time in Taiwan, then i think
that i would never stop saying:

"it's on in Taiwan!"

like, about everything i did.

i'm changing my name to Campbells Cure.

please poision your pens applicably.

so ya think youre edge?

Louis CK pulls rank on the world.

disgruntled spice miners on the moons of Naboo?

so for me the shank of evening is anything after 8 am ( Read more... )

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the origional not yet-prepaired-for-the-overwhelming-lack-of-public-enthusiasm players
good times.