LITTLE KID
(at the Barbershop today)
This is boring.
(aside to his mother)
And you know kids hate boring.

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MARIA
You should get out of these clothes immediately. You'll catch your death of pneumonia, you will.

CLOUSEAU
Yes I probably will.

(stares clandestinely into the distance)

But it’s all a part of life’s rich pageant. you know?

(CLOUSEAU offers MARIA a cigarette)

Hey Comedy Fans,

On Channel 3, Public Access, Tonight at 12:20, right between drink six and seven, after she introduces you to her boyfriend but before you steal that bike, why not tune in to a double dose of Bloomington's very own very best sketch comedy show?
The Moore Brother's are:

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yeah so andy samberg just kinda wins.


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oh my god this gets me off.

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Hold me closer Tony Danza.

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in case they're watching,
i'd like to say for the record:

the NSA has ugly mothers.