When i think of God, i don't know whether to think of God as a man or a woman ( Read more... )

i think i've got a flagship headed up my welcome center.

ANYTHING AFTER 10 the DVD!*


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(excerpted from my Rolling Stone interview)

From Rocky IV:

"I must break you"
"If he dies, he dies."
"I win for me...FOR ME!" (translated from russian)
"I cannot be defeated. I defeat old man. Now I defeat real champion!"
"You will lose."
"He's not human.... He's like a piece of iron!"
"To the end."

From Masters of the Universe:"I have the power" (He-Man's catch-phrase ( Read more... )

I used to be your favorite drunk ( Read more... )

I would love to eat at a restaurant called "Buck Fuddy's."

But I wouldn't know why.

ANYTHING AFTER 10
performs this SATURDAY the 20th, 10 pm, atSecond Story.
5 minutes of comedy at the top and bottom (opening and closing)
and $5 to get in.
but its killer experimental.
& there will beDVDS FOR SALE there and we'll knock the cover off the price if you ask us too and we like you.

They're calling it The Greatest Speech of the 21st Century.

well the bloggers are calling it that. the major media took a fucking wank and a nap on this one.

the funniest thing of times.
all times!