One with a guy who's nice to me and maybe we go somewhere nice like for a walk in the woods or by the water and I can talk to him and he won't think I'm crazy and maybe he'd kiss me at the end.
I'd even have sex with him if he wanted if he was nice to me.
Uhhh, you shouldn't have sex with guys just because they're nice to you. You should have sex with them because you're attracted to them or think they're really special to you.
My worst date would have to be the time when I went out with this fella I met at work about a hundred years ago. He seemed like a nice guy. Turned out he was just using me to start an epic Goblin war, but whatever.
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I'd even have sex with him if he wanted if he was nice to me.
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Uhhh, you shouldn't have sex with guys just because they're nice to you. You should have sex with them because you're attracted to them or think they're really special to you.
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Probably not to that extreme though.
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Oooh, someone you've got your eye on?
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Yeah, but I kind of don't want to say. I don't want to embarrass her if she shows up here or something.
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It's okay, she was already here when the other you was here. You guys were totally cute together.
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My worst date would have to be the time when I went out with this fella I met at work about a hundred years ago. He seemed like a nice guy. Turned out he was just using me to start an epic Goblin war, but whatever.
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And oh my god, did you see there's another girl here named Juliet Capulet?
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