I went out tonight. I found out Carlos has a fucking club house in his development as well as a really nice lake. Hopefully when the weather is better we can go on it ( Read more... )

See, I want to play Sims Online but I don't want to buy Sims Online. I Kazaaed the Sims original and installed it in some random folder and it's fun but how do I use the expansion packs that aren't on CD? Please help, I'm dying to play Sims Online!

I dreamt that I had a baby, but not by conventional means. I was just sitting there and I look over and there's a baby and I'm like, "Fuck, where'd I get a baby?" Then this monster ate the baby's toes. I wonder what it means.

Yesterday I bought my first scratch off lottery ticket and I won $14! It was like free money! Especially since the dollar I used to buy the ticket was Carlos'. So now I have like $60 to hoard.

A bug is crawling around my ceiling so I am hiding downstairs. I don't know what that bug is thinking. It's my god damn ceiling and it should get the fuck off! I had bug spray but it was crawling around right over my bed so I didn't want to a) make it fall into my bed or b) get bug spray on my bed. So yeah. Hidehidehidehidehide.

I know I did.

What's a creative solution to preventing clutter without furniture in my bedroom? Like, a thrifty shelf space solution that won't cost anymore than a few dollars. That doesn't involve putting holes in the walls. Any ideas would be appreciated.

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So now I've got a cable modem but I don't know what to do with it!