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Surprise. I do pop in occasionally to check on everyone ( Read more... )

I'm no longer updating here. Like, ever. Live Journal, as fucking awesome as it is, has been the death of my personal site. Time to delete this little program and get on with the domain I paid lots of money for. Thanks. Seeya around.

I woke up at 6 am again. I don't want to be a morning person.

Anyone know how to land a job with a psychic hotline? I already know about Keen.com. I mean something that requires less whoring, just sitting at the phone waiting for it to right. I thank you for any advice you may have.

So I'm watching a bootleg of The Cooler, great movie, when I feel something on my foot. Now, I have eczema so I'm used to itchiness, but this was a tickle. So I started flicking my toes and I look down and there's nothing there, so I'm watching the movie, watching the movie, still flicking. Then I finally see it. A fucking ant on my foot! I ( Read more... )

My computer is infested with adware and spyware so I downloaded like TEN spyware detector things. But they made it worse! And the ones that detect the shit won't get rid of them because I didn't give them $30. I have no idea how this shit got on my computer in the first place. I'm pretty good at not getting it. Ah well. Annoying but it won't ( Read more... )

Is this a rip-off DVD drive or is it safe to buy?

I have no idea what to do with my life.

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I can never ever be a popular online cartoonist because I will never ever work in an office building. And that's final.