anybody going to vegoose?

holy mackeral holy mackeral
i met somebody named sheldon holy mackeral and broken strings

moya

We have been hit by a catastrophic storm of sorts. Expect delays on the roadway and electric transportation system. Schools have been cancelled all over the state and we have been warned to remain calm, civilized, warm, and in doors at all times.

so what am I supposed to think?
so what am I supposed to think?

if i have a child, and this child has a.d.d., I will shave this child's head and call it "buzzkill".

your reputation is tarnished and you'll never work a day in this town again

caravans of cantelopes spell trouble for the weak of heart. i'll sell my books for music, i'll loose my hearing when i'm fifty, and i'll shed a pound or two by the time i've sold enough nicotine to preteen hungry fools to pad my matress nicely[[[\

get myself arrested

I've spent countless hours revising this text and have ultimately decided to burn it in my fireplace along with a copy of Plato's Five Great Dialogues.