God, I'm such a genius. I bought a tube full of tablets that turn water into Red Bull. Don't believe me? Then suck my dick.

this makes "...is a Real Boy" look like baseball ( Read more... )

Andrew: So you're the famous Tony, huh?
Tony Primo: Yeah, who are you?
A: I'm Andrew, the new cashier.
TP: Cut your fuckin' hair, you look ridiculous.

So I've been able to go from zero to caffeine junkie in just two days. I now am the morning/afternoon "cashier with personality" at Caffe Primo, a restaurant that could be likened to Urth Cafe's Italian ( Read more... )

So I've been out of the livejournal thing for a little while now, and I figure I'll make a return just to do some good ol' complainin ( Read more... )

GizM0bum: hola senor, what part of la were you from again ( Read more... )

Hooray for Mulholland drive(s)! I've really missed my car, driving it, and having Benny blazing in the seat next to me. I saw him tonight, and saw Carlos Guitarlos last night. I very well might be seeing the latter man again tomorrow night around UCLA with Melissa, Linda and Jessica. Hooray for dollar twenty-five ice cream sandwiches, and hooray ( Read more... )

My life is looking somewhat dismal right now. Erectile dysfunction, no eating, no sleeping (and if I do sleep, it's chemically induced)... and I owe it all to dextroamphetamine! It really sucks having to chemically schedule your entire day. I held back on eating because I knew if I took Dexedrine I wouldn't be able to eat, but now I'm starving and ( Read more... )

Got this from a stupid drug group I belong to ( Read more... )

(Chicago) Two Twenty Two
(Hawaii) Batu
(California) Funky Blue

Three names from three out of fifty states consumed with the same virus
The DSM-IV’s asinine equivalent term is amphetamine psychosis
Fox News -- you say it’s out of control, is it like ad revenue?
I’ve got this pair of rhyming phrases that conveys something true
Mediatized hysteria, ( Read more... )

Tonight was a really fun party. It was Tyler's 21st birthday (he just got back from Australia a couple of days ago). He's so freaking skinny, it's great. I didn't know, but it was an 80s party. He looked just like Forest Kline from Hellogoodbye, so I'll attach a picture of him. I only had two beers, but it seems that all the guys in the room really ( Read more... )