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Aug 18, 2005 16:18

No Rest For the Wicked

I knew something would go wrong when I saw my seat assignment - row thirteen, middle seat - for my four-hour flight to Indiana. No, maybe not Final Destination wrong. I was fairly confident that the plane wouldn’t drop out of the sky and land in a pit of spikes… fairly confident. But, whether my complimentary drink would end ( Read more... )

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falsemirror August 18 2005, 23:26:43 UTC

quite an experience.

who ever knew there was such a thing as erotically stimulating turbulance?

they need to warn people about things like that.

punkdhiver August 18 2005, 23:48:51 UTC

You know, all that bumping and shifting... whatever, it happens in the car, too! I'm not crazy!

rivensoul August 18 2005, 23:58:50 UTC

Oh... THAT would go over well! Can you see the cute little stewardess up at the front of the plane, miming the gestures while the pleasant voice intones over the speakers:

"In the unlikely event of erotically stimulating turbulence, please proceed in a calm and orderly fashion to the restroom, where you may tame your inner dragon. But please remember, do not tamper with the smoke alarm in the bathroom, as this is a violation of FCC regulations."

falsemirror August 19 2005, 01:37:49 UTC

exactly.

gamebratt August 18 2005, 23:32:37 UTC

I can only imagine what happened once you got to the bathroom.

punkdhiver August 18 2005, 23:48:05 UTC

Oh good heavens, I'd never do anything in the bathroom. I just needed to... fix things. Ew, I didn't tame the dragon in that way.

doppelgang18 August 18 2005, 23:56:26 UTC

Oh my God, I was going to say, that's pretty brave to do that in an airplane bathroom! I mean, I'm sure the stewardess might do that in a porno or something, but this is the real world! =)

mglboy August 19 2005, 00:20:50 UTC

ive done it in an airplane bathroom...sometimes things just gotta get done

princemike August 19 2005, 18:08:12 UTC

omg...LOL.

rivensoul August 18 2005, 23:56:58 UTC

Hmm... witty, amusing... and strangely erotic... gives whole new meaning to flying the "friendly" skies! ;o)

mglboy August 19 2005, 00:21:58 UTC

some advice for next time a situation like that arises (haha)...my favorite mental images are: (1) genocide and (2) emaciated african children begging for food

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mglboy August 23 2005, 22:26:39 UTC

haha..............oh i always knew chris was a little funny.