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[punkdhiver]

Shits and Giggles
I decided to go to the massage institute again when I went home a few weekends ago. Basically, the one-hour sessions cost about twenty dollars, which is a significant cut in the typical price of a massage - I’ve found they typically run about seventy-five dollars for fifty minutes, or higher at even more lavish salons that justify

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[heatbrezo]

hi chris. that was a cute little story. i used to say shits instead of sheets to piss off my mom when i was about 12-13. it reminded me of that time in my life when shits instead of sheets was humorous. you do indeed have a child's sense of humor.

[murraynz]

The Marquis de Sade would enjoy your back.

[socaldummy]

I was wondering how many of your LJ friends would respond to this by offering their massage services for free ...

[artem]

I was going to (having been trained as a masseur, and all that) but I'm afraid I'm slightly too Russian - too many opportunities for hilarity ;-). And I ain't trecking all the way to Cali either, no matter whose back it is.

[socaldummy]

Well, Chris is really cute. And LA is fun. So you're missing out.

[artem]

Yeah, I know that. California boys will be the death of me though, I always seem to fall for them. And if said californians are smart and verbally gifted like Chris here, well then there's bound to be trouble. I better stay away, for that reason.

[mysticchyna]

ahaha...you are a bad boy!!!
ha, so how did you feel the day after the massage. someone on my list got a massage and she said she felt like a beat horse the day after, couldn't even move.

[controversial]

Chris, have I told you lately that I love you r writing?