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[punkdhiver]

Shits and Giggles
I decided to go to the massage institute again when I went home a few weekends ago. Basically, the one-hour sessions cost about twenty dollars, which is a significant cut in the typical price of a massage - I’ve found they typically run about seventy-five dollars for fifty minutes, or higher at even more lavish salons that justify

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[ponfarr]

I prefer the massages with happy endings.

[forsakenphoenix]

lol, freakin hilarious... I need to see if there's one around here. I swear I have a kink in my neck and back or something. Been in pain for the past two days... Then again it could be the Herpes queen that's trying to move into the dorm I supervise and the drama that has ensued from all my gay friends that moved here last semester and are now in an uproar because they want to "cut the bitch"... Meh...

Hope life is going well for you in the post-grad world. I shall be joining you in the real world in 3 months unless I delay to law school or MBA. At somepoint I'll be making a trip out to SoCal and will have to make a point to visit.

[babblingr]

I learned my lesson about westwood hair cuts the first week I was in school. "uh oh" is not something you want to hear in the middle of a $10 hair cut.

LOL

[artem]

Well written as always. Though it was a bit cruel of you not to correct her on her "shit" mistake. FYI: all Russian immigrants go through this particular error in their quest to master English. Russian simply doesn't have the "ee" sound in "sheets." Russian vowels are more definite than their English counterparts: a linguistic idiosyncrasy that serves as the root of much hilarity, to be sure

[thinkofthewords]

I went to the hair school in town to get my hair dyed. Big mistake. I turned out like a platinum blonde news anchor, and now - after several more dye jobs done at home, I more closely resemble a really light skinned Brazilian.