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[punkdhiver]

Shits and Giggles
I decided to go to the massage institute again when I went home a few weekends ago. Basically, the one-hour sessions cost about twenty dollars, which is a significant cut in the typical price of a massage - I’ve found they typically run about seventy-five dollars for fifty minutes, or higher at even more lavish salons that justify

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[creactivity]

Boys love the bathroom humor.

I used to visit a student massage school - even had my first massage from a person of the opposite sex there (he was good). Then I got a chick that "would be better suited digging ditches."

I asked for a deep massage. Her massage was so light and annoying it made me feel queasy - somehow muscles being teased like that had a very negative effect. Then she turned me over and spent excessive time arranging towels so she could get at MY STOMACH. I don't need a stomach massage as there are no muscles on my stomach. That just about did me in queasy-wise. I insisted she stop. I never went back. I'm not willing to gamble and pay $25 to feel like I have the flu + knotted muscles.

[historyavenger]

i want a shit talker NOW.

[falsemirror]

hahaha.

i need to find a high class place like that where i am.

[doublejoe7]

THANKS! You brightened my day.

[rivensoul]

My coworkers, being inherently curious, asked me what was so funny when I began laughing hysterically at this entry. I, being an honest man, had to tell them the truth. "Oh, just some funny bullsheet a friend of mine wrote."