So yeah, bollocks to this game.

Wanna know how I feel at the moment? Get your heart, right, and rip it out of your chest, and then stamp up and down on it. And to make it worse, get her to wave your heart around in the air just to remind you it's broken.

my arse is sore.

So yeah, sat in a web-internet-pay-place-thing.

Ed left his shades at my house.

Conga-lines are bad for you.

Hey team *waves*

I'm Sham...welcome to my universe. Hey Carly *falls over*

Hey mum...yes, I've cleaned my room.

Hey God...yes, I've not done any sins.

Hey Officer...yes, it's a "herbal" ciggarete.