sexy moviemento 
oh oh oh

so i got fukn hugeee today!!!! wut cn i say im jus jacked outa my mind but zeus is jus to fukn huge for life n herc well hes kinda small but its cool........FROM FUKN ATHENA

PS. 1st rule of fight club do not talk about FIGHT CLUB!!!

ricky = zeus
hercules = nick
athena = priyanka

ZEUS WROTE THIS

GREEK GODS OF WORKN OUT

I AM RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY.
AND I AM A BITCH FOR BEING THIS HAPPY.

1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
march <3

2. Does a kiss make you feel better?
yes.

3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
hahahah.

4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
yes

5. What did you do today?
slept at toms and then slept at robs and then garys and then brasils and theen ( Read more... )

IF LOVING ME IS WRONG

then goddamn you do it right

FEED YOUR BABIES SHOCKOLATE
AND THEYLL RUN FAST
ABNORMALLY FAST
THEYLL RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS
KENYANS
THEYLL RACE AGAINST REAL KENYANS
AND PEOPLE WILL THINK THEY ARE KENYANS
AND THEN THEYLL TIE AND BE DEPORTED BACK TO KENYAAAAA

 TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:

1. i never thought that we would end up being as close as we are, but ever since that one night when we confessed everything to eachother and everything that was on our minds, we have been inseperable. and even since i've been away at school. ill always be there for you, and i ( Read more... )

if im just bad news, than youre right

 ITS MY BEST FRIENDS BIRTHDAY....

AND IF YOU FUCK WITH HER ILL SLIT YO THROAT EAR TO MOTHER FUCKIN EAR SENNNNNNN

 i got to see my babies today
i've never been so happy
bailey looks great, sailor not so much.
i cant wait to get back on them and ride
even though theyre not really mine anymore.

sailor's getting so old, and it breaks my heart.
i wish i could get him going again, but i dont want him to get hurt
the days i had on that horse were irreplaceable, 
we made a ( Read more... )