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I dunno what the fuck to do ( Read more... )

K.... So ( Read more... )

DEAR CHELSEA IRENE DRENNEN ( Read more... )

The only reason I've gotten flowers before was "Maybe this will make you think I care, even though I really don't.", "Oh, shit, you found out I was cheating on you.", "Shut the fuck up and stop yelling at me for saying I'd never give you flowers 'cause I'm allergic to them, but I gave my ex flowers even though she cheated on me because I loved her ( Read more... )

I just raced my cat up the stairs ( Read more... )

DYM rules you all.

For the WIN.

I have a job interview today.

Hmm. I should shower, seeing as I have to leave soon.

Fuck walking.

For the LOSE.

It has been brought to my attention that I'm not being clear enough when I ask for help. Apparently that's why everyone ignores me.

( You want clarity? )

Human kindness at it's best.