Who knew ( Read more... )

Followed by an extreme case of angst, I feel like I've been living my life underwater listening to the muffled sounds of sanity coming from those around me. Obscured words of encouragement to surface, and those to drown have bombarded my strange lifestyle of outlandish homebodiedness. This was probably brought on by the most severe case of ( Read more... )

I have a horrendous fear of internal parasites ( Read more... )

I haven't seen my roommates (as unofficial as they are) for it seems the past week. I had to go to the doggie park twice to get some non work human interaction. That seems a bit odd, but its the only socialization I've seemed to have other than the internet (on which I am generally aloof as well) for about 5 days. This weekend was basically a ( Read more... )

I still remember the most depressing day of my life. While it was some sort of cornerstone in my future self, I wish that it had never happened. Every since then everything has seemed more painfully real than ever before. I hate it ( Read more... )

I have these glass slippers. More specifically they are made from plastic, since glass is unpractical in such a modern age. I go out on the town and leave them places for eager young men to find. They follow me home with urgency to return my lost slipper. I bring them into my house and then chop them into little pieces. I guess since there is ( Read more... )

I would surely die if my angsthood heroes should happen to find jesus ( Read more... )

There is nothing more pitiful than when she holds her breath staring across the familiar room waiting for his face. Some glimpse of the right cheek bone, skin tone, or nose that might just be his. She see's parts of him everywhere; there he is standing in the corner talking to the waitress at the chinese place across the street, and there he is ( Read more... )

I have a strange weakness for insane dreams where my body parts rot off. Today it was my earlobe. I had a dream that I was sleeping in the soy sauce factory between the add back and pasterization holding tank and woke up with some crazy ear infection. In my dream when I tilted my head to either side, I would see a whitish fluid drain from my ears. ( Read more... )

I had dinner with my parents last night. One thing that has become commonplace in the outings with my parents has been the fact that we never have a real discussion. We talk about the weather, gardens, and other meaningless things because in reality we really have nothing to say to each other anymore. When my dad and I explore our differences of ( Read more... )