Comments | puppet_facade: {a little reminder; 018}

puppet_facade

{a little reminder; 018}

Mar 09, 2009 16:17

'pparently women have evolved inta th' wolves while we men feel like freakin' lambs.

Seems like th' same kinda deal everywhere, so I won't even apologize for insultin' any chick in th' other Districts.

Th' fuck happened t'the good ol' days of jus' bein' sexy?

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knifes_edge March 10 2009, 01:30:31 UTC

You know, it's probably NOT the best idea to make enemies of every woman in the world. Just a heads up.

puppet_facade March 10 2009, 02:53:12 UTC

Like I need a bunch of hussies tryin' t'kill me every time I see 'em. No thanks, I don't do shit like tha'. You people are jus' fuckin' hormonal or somethin', I dunno.

knifes_edge March 10 2009, 02:57:24 UTC

Not all women are "hussies" or hormonal. Maybe it's just the company you keep, champ.

puppet_facade March 10 2009, 03:07:19 UTC

....'tually, I'm kinda freaked out surprised, I didn't get struck by lightnin' by sayin' tha', but then again, I'm probably sentenced t'silent treatment an' isolation by now. Courtesy of the "company" I keep.

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dango_diva March 10 2009, 07:29:06 UTC

Oh I'm sorry darlin', would you like me to go get you a beer? Maybe your slippers and dinner while I'm at it too? Let me give you a back massage and read you your newspaper while I'm at it too...

puppet_facade March 10 2009, 15:34:21 UTC

.........

Yeah. Eatin' my words now. Eatin' it all up.

dango_diva March 10 2009, 18:49:20 UTC

But snookie pookums! ...You better save room because you're going to be eating my fist if you don't start running. And I can even be sexy while proving what a wolf I can be.

puppet_facade March 11 2009, 00:39:40 UTC

I kind of like "asshole" better than, uh, snookie pookie-whatever. But yeah. Running.

Fuck. Why do I always do this to myself.

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rose_confection March 11 2009, 07:39:15 UTC

...You really do have a death wish, don't you?

puppet_facade March 12 2009, 03:05:33 UTC

Nah, not really. Girlfriend's got tha' part covered already, sorry.

rose_confection March 13 2009, 05:03:20 UTC

From what it appears, her idea of 'death wish' is apparently quite skewed.

It's degrading that you seem to think that just being there to be sexy is all that us she-wolves are here for.

puppet_facade March 13 2009, 17:43:05 UTC

Her own set of beliefs tha' aren't shared by a lot of people. She's unique.

Not so much think tha' way when it's never ever been tha' way, so s'jus' horseshit either way. But can't always think pessimistic'ly when it comes down to women.