so yeah. corey is back from vacation and such and is happy to report to yall that he is engaged to Shelley. Has been for a while now, but now it is as official as it can get till corey can scoop up money for a ring.

so yeah, 7, mongolian gril stuff woo

what up my homies. im gonna have a birthday thingy at the mongolian grill on tuesday the 19th. all my pals are invited. maybe an enemy or 2. im poor so you will have to pay for yourself, but it will be good times. and if you just want to pop by or something ill be home from work at like 1130. say hi or hang out or both. good times. hope to see... ( Read more... )

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MWAHAHAHAHA!!! it is only like 3 30 and i already have worked 8 hours and am not wearing my PJs. take that. I wish i had something interesting to say so left wing coconut amanda would leave me alone. i suppose i could say what i have been doing with my pointless life *emo ( Read more... )

i like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas

you all fail at life. why? because i have not seen any checks of money made out to me in quite some time. how else am i supposed to fund my radical left wing bear agenda without your funding? you all had better take a good look in the mirror and see that your path in life is wrong.

I'd like to be under the sea ( Read more... )

i watched part of godzilla vs mechagodzilla today. i laughed, i cried, i got scared, i felt pain, i felt joy, then i went and did something else.

mothers hide your daughters. corey is a bad boy now. he was pulled over by the cops after the improv show. the cop said it was because he didnt have his lights on, but we all know he was trying to bust his drug buisness. try better next time fuzz.