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Dec 12, 2004 22:23

Can any of you less than intelligent Gryffindors read? James Potter, you are looking...interesting? Although, you would look smashing without that ginger mudblood hanging about ( Read more... )

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theonlydogstar December 13 2004, 04:43:54 UTC
For fuck's sake, Bella.
Go and annoy your own kind and leave me and my friends alone.
I swear, if you touch Remus, you'll live to regret it.
And as for Snivvy's manhood. Please, don't make me think about that. I have nothing of his.

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pure_black_gem December 13 2004, 04:48:40 UTC
Oh, love. *pouts* You wound me.

*smiles slowly and touches lip with finger*Mmmm...come on cuz. Let me play with your toy. You always shared before. He is rather lovely.

Severus is disappointing. I would have cursed and hexed you to hell and back, love. He's almost as weak as your brother.

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theonlydogstar December 13 2004, 05:18:09 UTC
Unlikely!

I have never shared anything with you. Stop causing trouble. No, wait, you live for that don't you bitch?
Leave Remus alone.

Then I wish them joy of each other. Go and annoy them.

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pure_black_gem December 13 2004, 05:34:07 UTC
Hmm..perhaps I shall ask the lovely, golden-haired beauty myself. I'll tell him you recommend him highly.
*blows a kiss*

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stag_in_flight December 13 2004, 05:24:46 UTC
Is that your face or did your neck throw up? Whatever it is, do you need help removing it? After all, I am the best at transfiguration, I could easily remove that hideous thing we cringe to call your face. As for Lily and Remus, back off. I don't need to tell you twice, hypocritical whore.

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pure_black_gem December 13 2004, 05:39:17 UTC
Perhaps you do. Your intelligence has rotted with you vicinity to the common sluts you seem to enjoy.

Mudbloods? How tastless. You aren't worthy of the purety of your blood. You disgust me.

The best? My dear child, I was raised on the Dark Arts..you would be dead before your pitiful wand crossed my path.

As for dear, lovely Remus. I shall do as I like, as also is my due. He is rather tasty looking. Cuz does have exquisite taste.

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stag_in_flight December 13 2004, 05:49:05 UTC
Funny, although Lily is a virgin, you refer to her in a term that implies she has slept around. Tsk, tsk, tsk, confusing her with yourself. *shakes head*

You aren't worthy of the air you breathe. A what's so filthy about her blood? She can perform magic just as well if not better than you can.

*raises brow* Care to try me? You'd be surprised at what I learned as a child.

Do not say I didn't warn you, Black; rest assured, I won't be the only one coming after you.

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pure_black_gem December 13 2004, 06:05:33 UTC
Well, as I do enjoy coming first, I fail to see the threat.

Whine, whine, blah, blah. Pitiful ickle Gryffindor threats.

Thank you for telling me the mudblood's virginal level. I am sure she appreciates everyone knowing. *laughs* Very classless.

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wolf_in_hiding December 13 2004, 05:44:44 UTC
Bella,

Please try to be nicer. I know you can. I also know you love causing strife.
Come on pretty one.

Remus

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pure_black_gem December 13 2004, 05:50:52 UTC
Remusssss *purrs*
For you, I will be very nice. I still recall last year. Mmmmm.

If cuz can't keep you satisfied, I can.

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wolf_in_hiding December 13 2004, 06:08:08 UTC
*sighs* You knew last year. I am very happy with Sirius.

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pure_black_gem December 13 2004, 06:22:13 UTC
*smirks* Well do let me know if I can assist you, in anyway. I do think of you fondly.

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