lots of quotes, lots of quotes... blahblahblah.

[pure_sass]

“Ladies, you need to understand that as long as you got a vagina, you run the entire motherfucking Universe. That’s the way it is. You need to understand that. Ladies, I’m telling you… you gotta be the shit to you. Stop waitin’ on a lil’ boy to verify whether you the shit or not. Bitch, if you the shit; you the motherfucking shit.”
- Katt Williams

Comments

[poopupoop_face]

holy hell. this made my day.
and so do your little triangle men!
i still need to learn how to get them!

[pure_sass]

i will show you the way, my dear heidi jean.

[anonymous]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlaB3D6Jet8

this made me think of you.

[pure_sass]

i love it. thank you, anonymous person.

[pure_sass]

also: who are you anonymous person? i have an idea.

[cowboyhero]

The Universe?

[cowboyhero]

The universe is rather indifferent to us, vaginas or not. How could a vagina ever compare to a nebular cloud, a vast interstellar glom of dust and gas light years across; the final hot, vibrant rattle of stellar death and the cauldron where stars are born? The vagina, and the penis, and humankind in totality seem quaint, almost tragically sad when compared to even the most modest of heavenly phenomena. Every atom in our bodies once existed inside a star; we are born from stars, made from their death wails, and we are so comically puny compared to our parents. We're less than insects compared to the universe, less than microbes, and the orientation of our genitalia has little to no effect on the ceaseless wheeling of the celestial sphere.

[pure_sass]

the universe sends me emails every day just to cheer me up. that motherfucker cares.