Met Costume Institute Gala Red Carpet

[purejuice]

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[anaisdjuna]

ho?

[purejuice]

mutton dressed as lamb?

[anaisdjuna]

Much better.

[purejuice]

i so look forward to your editing.

[villagecharm]

It was thoughtful of Beyonce to bring her own flying carpet.

[purejuice]

jeez, she's heading for beatification in people mag this week. teletransport is the least of it.
and, do you not caress your right thigh every time the paps get nigh?

[villagecharm]

It's like she was going for the hand-on-hip gesture so common at these things (as seen in four of the nine fotos here) but the programming or brainwashing or will-to-power diva circuitry misfired and so "place hand on hip" became "rub thigh as if it itches."

[purejuice]

but but but her arms are covered in this one.
i kinda tuned rihanna and her parts out after a long gender performativity essay on Go Fug Yourself about her featured the pic where she's straddling a big pink howitzer. i think the philosophes of fug concluded that while rihanna definitely falls into the category of stage costumes, which can sometimes have fug immunity, ri manages to do the fugly every time she puts on clothes.
http://gofugyourself.com/category/crotchtacular

[microbie]

The only dress I like is the one worn by Kurkova, who is also the only name I don't think I've seen before. It probably helps that she's the only one who looks like she's having a good time.

[purejuice]

she's a model. and she's the most covered up. she's wearing a little sequinned beanie.

[microbie]

Oh! I hadn't noticed the headwear. I clicked through, and I love the orange and tangerine dresses. Not sure how I feel about the "futuristic" fabrics. I think it's hard to look good in that much gold.

[purejuice]

as you know, orange-and-purple is my favorite color.

[danschank]

surprised to see no mention of james franco bringing marina abramovic, haha!

[purejuice]

this is the daily mail. they steal every story they have and couldn't tell you the difference between james franco and francisco.