WEASLEY, R., I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!!!!

[purepansy]

For it is ANOTHER beautiful day, and I find myself again without the urge to squash larks!!!!!!!!!

WEASLEY, I'VE GOTTEN YOU A BLADDER!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! I WENT AND ASKED HAGRID FOR ONE, AND I WASHED IT OUT (WITH A CLEANING SPELL, AND A STERILISING SPELL TO BOOT), AND I HEXED CREEVEY UNTIL HE CRIED FOR HIS MUMMY ASKED CREEVEY TO BLOW IT UP FOR

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[pure_nobility]

FORTY TWO!!!

[purepansy]

YES!!!! Actually, I got you two pairs, for I thought perhaps you might wish to give one pair to someone else at some point. They make fabulous gifts!!!!

[pure_nobility]

Yes, yes I imagine that they do.

Thank you Pansy.

A Lethifold, you say?

[purepansy]

You are welcome!

YES!!!! Can you believe it? A lethifold!!!! Do you want to see it?

[shutterbugaboo]

That was.. bad pool... err... just dirty.
Nobody is expecting a hex after they do a favor for someone.
How can you? I just... You... A BLADDER?!
I... can't even. You... GAH!

I should have known something was wrong when you put your sodding arm around me.

[purepansy]

Oh, but don't think I don't know that you were only doing it because you thought IT WAS FOR MILLICENT!!!!! So, you are fully deserving of my hex, aren't you? I'm so glad we AGREE!!!!

I had my wand in my hand, of the arm which was around you. You should have known better.

[shutterbugaboo]

So what if it was. I like her because she has the guts to hex someone to their face.
I would have come after you, but it took me three hours to re-learn how to walk.

[purepansy]

Oh, Creevey. Quit your whinging! You know as well as I that I would have hexed you to your face -- did you not feel the point of my wand between your eyes? However, you were hexed in the arse, because you turned and ran.

Have you tried on your new shoes yet?

[longlivenorbert]

Miss. Parkinson. I like bein' lied ter abou' as much as Creevey liked puttin' his mouth on tha' bladder.

[shutterbugaboo]

It's allright professor, I didn't know it was a bladder at the time.

[longlivenorbert]

Las' time I checked, yer name wasn' Parkinson. An' if yeh knew how long i've had tha' bladder in a jar on my shelf, I reckon' you wouldn' be feelin' so "alrigh".

[shutterbugaboo]

[seventhdaughter]

You do realise you're quite mad?

[gredwheeze]

hahaha A GOOD MATCH FOR RONNIE THEN!

[purepansy]

Weasley, G., there is nothing mad about a Lethifold!!!!

[forgewheeze]

Which weasley, G. ?? there are TWO.

[forever_cannons]

I know why, and I know your logic, and I'm just still laughing my ruddy arse off.

Pansy, a BLADDER?

[purepansy]

OOOOO YOU LIKE IT THEN!!!!! EXCELLENT!!!!!

[forever_cannons]

LIKE IT?

Pansy, it's a BLADDER!

And what the sod are you doing with a leithifold?!?!

[purepansy]

WELL IT'S MUCH LESS MAROON, AND JIGGLY, AND VICIOUSLY-SCENTED THAN A LIVER!!!!! HAVE YOU EVEN GIVEN IT A TRY YET?!?!?!

The Lethifold is so that I may practise my Patronus. I know I could use a Boggart, but it's not the same as practising against the real thing.