[Private to Samasus]

Oct 10, 2011 20:28


I would like to talk;
since you are a Samasu,
I have an offer.
(Offer void for nonliving,
some restrictions may apply.)

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lightning_strke October 11 2011, 02:30:51 UTC
... Wha?

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pureplainpatron October 11 2011, 02:34:51 UTC
It is well known that Samasus seem to be born with innate... abilities, specific to each individual. These powers tend to be sporadic, and often difficult to control.

I have been studying this characteristic, and would like more subjects for the study. As a product of this study, I will provide a device of sorts, tailored to you, personally, that will allow a greater amount of control over your abilities.

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lightning_strke October 11 2011, 02:36:37 UTC
... How would you be studying this kinda stuff though??

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pureplainpatron October 11 2011, 02:38:20 UTC
I have a device, that I've refined, which allows me to... how to put it... measure details of your make-up related to your abilities.

Nothing invasive, you come, I do the scan, you leave. In a week or so, I give you your ring... the device I mentioned earlier.

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hyperhyposhiei October 11 2011, 02:38:43 UTC
Um. What?

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pureplainpatron October 11 2011, 02:40:49 UTC
It is well known that Samasus seem to be born with innate... abilities, specific to each individual. These powers tend to be sporadic, and often difficult to control.

I have been studying this characteristic, and would like more subjects for the study. As a product of this study, I will provide a device of sorts, tailored to you, personally, that will allow a greater amount of control over your abilities.

The procedure is very simple, non-invasive, and completely blood-less. Also no side effects, as far as I'm aware. You see me once, and a week or so later I give you a ring that, when worn, helps you control your abilities better.

It's really that simple.

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hyperhyposhiei October 11 2011, 03:03:12 UTC
... What powers?

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pureplainpatron October 11 2011, 03:04:08 UTC
Pretty sure all Samasus have powers. If you're unaware, a scan should reveal any that you possess, but are unaware of.

If not... well, you'd be out an hour or two, but nothing else.

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intheseichi October 11 2011, 02:50:59 UTC
... This isn't going to be like how I got played for a fool by the last person who offered to help me with my abilities, right?

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pureplainpatron October 11 2011, 02:54:31 UTC
I'll have you know I have a track record already established, and several (I presume) very happy customers.

Like I've said, I do the scan, you tell me what you'd like help with as far as control, and I do my best to make a ring that, when worn, does exactly that. ...more or less, anyway. Nothing changed with you, specifically.

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intheseichi October 11 2011, 02:57:06 UTC
That isn't really what I was worried about, admittedly.

I was worried about getting left in the dark and being used as a patsy for it.

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pureplainpatron October 11 2011, 03:00:09 UTC
Hmm. Well, the research and devices are mine, but you are under no obligation to use the ring or otherwise do anything after the scans... so I don't really see how I'd be using you as a patsy, or leaving you in the dark.

You might have to elaborate on your previous experience for me to address your concerns.

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memoryistime October 11 2011, 02:59:07 UTC
Oh yeah? Well screw you too.

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pureplainpatron October 11 2011, 03:01:20 UTC
As far as I can tell, the dead don't really NEED help with control... and even if they did, I have no real method to perform the scans, or otherwise make rings.

Maybe another time.

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memoryistime October 11 2011, 03:02:13 UTC
I still feel particularly insulted that you singled us poor dead guys out like that.

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pureplainpatron October 11 2011, 03:03:02 UTC
I could stuff you INTO a ring, if that'd make you feel better.

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observershikou October 11 2011, 03:06:13 UTC
... I don't really know where I'd be able to help you with this.

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pureplainpatron October 11 2011, 03:08:47 UTC
Ah, in your case I do think I can help. I've been told you are actually terrakinetic... so I'd be able to help you unlock powers you didn't even know you HAD.

...plus, I think I can help you with a certain something else... though better discussed in private.

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observershikou October 11 2011, 03:12:43 UTC
... How did you... Who told you that?

... Noted, at least. When should I be by?

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pureplainpatron October 11 2011, 03:13:43 UTC
In a few days, at my acupuncture place.

Or if you're in a hurry, you know where I live.

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