I could not make this stuff up

[purlsowisconsin]

So this morning I slept in, because I have been running a bit low on sleep for a few days.
I got up and boiled some water to wash the dishes.
Then I decided while the water was boiling to take care of some personal grooming. If you are under 30 years old, then avert your innocent eyes. if you are over 30, or near it, then you will get this. Being 35

Comments

[purrevil]

She is gorgeous and looks like a wonderful goggie. Good on you for the whole keeping her safe even while terrified. Of course, I expect your main concern with her would be her licking you to death. But I understand. You did great!

[juliannamkh]

Huskies are big, powerful dogs. Good for you for keeping her safe until her owner could catch up.

Although I am giggling a bit at the imagery of the phantom porno-stache. I haven't tried Nair yet on mine. Maybe I should. Anything would be better than Nads or the "painless" scouring pad thingy.

[purlsowisconsin]

get the sensitive skin formula, and it's a good idea to do it when you are sure you won't need to go anywhere for a while!

Mneral makeup will cover irritation without making it worse, but my day did not allow me the 5 minutes to slap on the war paint!

[anonymous]

ugh. the hair! while pregnant with #4 at 36, all the hair doubled. I'm so over it but just too wimpy to be the bearded lady.

Congrats on the dog wrangling!
--weaver

[purlsowisconsin]

I know! It is sooo humiliating. but also, my misery was too hilarious to leave out of this adventure, so I had to suck it up and share.