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[purplepoop]

I was contacted by the Federal Government and told to stop selling my Crapland Diet or I'd be fined and jailed. I agreed and put in my application for part time work at 'Mr. Rooter'. I really want to be a shit truck driver. When the Cafe opens back up I'll get back to cooking and serving shit. Right now I'm farting out undigested beans from the

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Hope this brightens your day

[scotty]

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something

Re: Hope this brightens your day

[purplepoop]

Hee hee! That was a cute joke! Thanks for sharing. Feel free to rip me another one sometime!

stop selling my Crapland Diet

[justgoto]

You tell them to shove it! They haven't got shit on you!

Re: stop selling my Crapland Diet

[purplepoop]

Hee hee! I hope the Feds tried my diet before they contacted me- or after.

[kimmylovesbobby]

Awwwwwwwww, I'm so sorry hear this news. I was looking forward to purchasing the Crapland Diet. I've heard its the only diet that truly works. Mmmm, beans. I have corn in my poo. Have poo filled day Purpliscious one. Me love you. xoxo

[purplepoop]

It's a shitty diet anyway so you didn't miss much! Save that corn it makes great taco filling!

PS

[kimmylovesbobby]

Might I add ... I wanna lick your ice cream cone, lol. Execellent icon Miss Purple, it makes me LOL big time. You're gorgeous! xoxoxo

Re: PS

[purplepoop]

I have shit pops too!

[seeds_of_peace]

Hiya.. I noticed you had an interest in poo, so I thought you might be interested... I love your posts :)

[purplepoop]

I'll be right over!