im a bad girlfriend. maybe i can try to make it up tomorrow. sorry Jon. <3

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idle hands spend time at the genitals.
and you know how god hates that.

on my way home from work tonight, i was waiting at a bus stop when a cab driver honks his horn and motions me to come over and get in. huh ( Read more... )

so that whomever stole my rolling shopping cart/laundry caddy will be walking down the street one day with my cart and get impaled through the eye by a dead seagull falling from the sky. i will then laugh hysterically and take my shopping cart back because i can't afford to buy a new one. fucker.

one of these days...im going to disappear.
no cell phone. no home phone. no screen names. no email. no address. no name.
and then my life will begin again.

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How to make a sarah
Ingredients:

3 parts competetiveness

5 parts silliness

5 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

i liked the way this one sounded more than purr_meow.

( the best thing ever created by my laziness... )

hey kids ( Read more... )