I am trying so hard
and I just always end up hurting.

gulp gulp

You fell asleep with your mouth wide open
like a fish
waiting for a tender worm
to wiggle its way
into your mouth.

Hook
line
sinker.

I checked my rearview mirror
and found you in the back seat.

Glub
glub

delicately, I
wriggled my way into the back
without waking you up
and stared at your
eyelids
wondering how to
perfectly bait you.

There's nothing greater than taking a crap in your own bathroom.

I had a great time.

it is thursday night
and we all sit in front of our
computers
and sunbathe
in the light.

sunlight
contains vitamin d
but computers
help fight depression.

you know those nights where
you look up at the moon
and the clouds are moving

and for a second
it feels like
you can see the rotation of the world
going by?

it’s kind of like that.

FEELINGS...??!!@#$!????!!...
ok, I can deal.

I just had a 7 minute conversation with myself
imagining I was on the Montell Williams show
and practicing my face motions
in case I ever was.

In other news,
I go back to school today.

bklfdugudpgifghetyhgrh

I need a list of books I NEED to read.
ya'll know the ones I'm talking about
the ones that I'll put down and just be like
yeeah.

like slaughterhouse five
but not that one
because I've already read it.

ok, and I need it now, because i'm at the library.
So, uh...if you read this, just hit me up with a comment.

i really like you.

I tend to get more comfort from people I dont know
than from those I do.

whatever.

I hate girls who wear stupid clicky shoes to school, and walk down the hallways as if they have some purpose because their ugly pointed toe stilleto boot things tap on the dirty linoleum floor ( Read more... )