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They can't all be ballads, Jullian!
I am such an inhumanley large and obese idiot, I should just be expelled from the planet or the race or have twinkie covered hot dogs force fed to me one by one by an ugly man until I explode with shame and indignity.
And on top of that... SOL WON'T CALL ME.
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"Dayny, do you know what opposites are?!"
-YES!
"What are they?
-They're bunnies.
( the devil is beating his wife ) -
gorilla mask gene simmons
Yesterday we hit the mother load,
but since its 2005
and i am no longer entertained by my happily ever after stories,
I had to realize that it was a single mother load
with a distant alcoholic husband
and a manic depressive
bipolar
kid.
I have a crush on the monkey
and it feels real good. -
HANSON!!
espero a veces sin entender por qué.
[[[sometimes i hope without understanding why]]]
I am the toxic youth.
But I'm not happy.
They told me I had to
sharpen my mind but they're
dulling me as well. And is it bad that I look for my salvation in
accidents and infatuations? I like the broken glass that hides in corners of your picture frame.
It makes me ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
::maniacal laughter::
AWEEEHEEEHEEE.
Excuse me, Miss? Is that my french poodle?
-Why, yes. Yes I do belive so.
Well, I'm ready for the bill once you're done petting it. -
but I dont think that I can take you seriously, because sometimes elections depend on the absentees
Hey... you..
YOU FUCKING SUCK.
don't fucking play with me. -
but you can't see electrons without machines, and you can't tell by my inflection if I'm being mean.
So today I took dayna for a ride ( Read more... ) -
but dont be gone when i get home, i need you there
london bridge is falling down
falling down
f a l l i n g
down.
london bridge is falling down,
my fair lady.
( build her up with silver and gold, silver and gold, silver and gold. )