my intelectual heritage attendance is dreadful. between it being the earliest class of the week by 3 hours, the incompetent professor, and a soul crushing number of numbskull liberal robots, it's hard for me to drag my ass out of bed at the crack of 8:30 in order to attend ( Read more... )

-i'm doing this bullet point style 'cause i'm not wasting any prose on you suckers ( Read more... )

enjoying the smell of your own fart has to be the height of egoism.

one of my friends from school, hustler, started a blog where he posts anecdotes and rambling thoughts, it's probably the only thing on the internet worth reading.
http://hustlersthoughts.blogspot.com/

we had a marxist revolution in my apartment yesterday. bill and i decided that doing everything democratically was inefficient and was causing the oppression of the working class. instead of voting on everything, we set up a workers committee to make decisions. now, you might think that its unfair that boston joe, being the only person that doesn't ( Read more... )

taken from salon.com ( Read more... )

is this really ecstasy, or are my senses just deadened by the chemicals?

maybe its both.

wouldn't that be a blow to the human condition?

well, it's official. i've lost my first friend from high school whose friendship i actually cared about in the first place...growing up is awesome.

so i've gone from a job dominated by puerto ricans (sharpening knives) to a job dominated by surly old men (driving).

the ricans at faraco knife and blade co. were much friendlier than the old men i meet at frieght depots. but the rican drivers are much surlier than all of the other drivers. i'm not quite sure what this means...

1. on your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty-five songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing ( Read more... )